http://www.naturalnews.com/033162_food_ingredients_chemicals.html

I don’t want to eat anymore.

I have to write a satirical essay on a current controversy or epidemic..I’m writing on American Obesity. 

It is my personal belief that a majority of Americans are obese due to the lack of nutrients in our food, even in the fresh fruits and vegetables. So many chemicals go into our crops and there is so much modification to the genetics that there’s no way this food can be “healthy”. 

Most of our food is even banned in other countries. Americans are constantly starved because we lack the right nutrients so we continue to eat. The lack of nutrients causes Americans to be lazy because we don’t have sufficient energy.

My Proposal: This is a good thing because if there was ever a food shortage or something, the obese people would be the last to die because their body could feed off itself. 

Why do you think Americans are obese?

Why do you think American students are below par compared to foreign countries? Think. Don’t say lazy students or teachers.

Every time my government teacher asks, “does anyone want to donate to the Perry fund? Money is welcomed”, I just want to say, “Yea, I have a federal reserve note representing our nation’s debt. Here, you’re now 5 dollars in debt…Plus interest.”